Show #830

Tippi Toes – Primus
It’s So Hard To Say Goodbye – Boyz II Men
Commando – Metallica
I Like It Like That – Pete Rodriguez
They Wanna Fight – Chuck Harrod And The Anteaters
Rap-O-Clap (12” Version) – Joe Bataan
I’m Happy – Ivor Cutler
Dance – Steven Seagal
Chain Hang Low – Jibbs
Leather, Studs And Rock & Roll – Nightmare
Crazy – Ann Lever
Lion Of Love – Erik Mjönes
Grounds – IDLES
I Hate Children – The Adolescents
Beaver Patrol – Pop Will Eat Itself
Andres – L7
Hand Of God – Sa-Roc
I Don’t Like Music – Telex
Like This – Park Hye-Jin
State Of The Union (STFU) – Public Enemy
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

During this installment of The Five Count we discussed the new city-wide ordinance requiring everyone to wear masks, the new trend of drive-in concerts, which ‘80s action stars should’ve recorded albums, and we went to camp with Ernest P. Worrell. KnowhutImean?

Show #829

Tippi Toes – Primus
One Vision – Queen
Iron Eagle (Never Say Die) – King Kobra
These Are The Good Times – Eric Martin
Maniac House – Katrina & The Waves
Intense – George Clinton
Hide In The Rainbow – Dio
It’s Too Late – Helix
Road Of The Gypsy – Adrenalin
Love Can Make You Cry – Urgent
This Raging Fire – Jon Butcher Axis
Italy: Italy Inno Di Mameli – Dick Whittinghill & Salvador “Tutti” Camarata
Mexico: Himno Nacional Mexicano – Dick Whittinghill & Salvador “Tutti” Camarata
France: The Marseillaise – Dick Whittinghill & Salvador “Tutti” Camarata
Greece: Never Shall I Fail To Know Thee – Dick Whittinghill & Salvador “Tutti” Camarata
Netherlands: Wilhelmus Van Nassouwen – Dick Whittinghill & Salvador “Tutti” Camarata
Australia: Advance, Australia Fair – Dick Whittinghill & Salvador “Tutti” Camarata
Russia: Anthem Of The Soviet UnionDick Whittinghill & Salvador “Tutti” Camarata
United Kingdom: God Save The Queen – Dick Whittinghill & Salvador “Tutti” Camarata
Canada: O CanadaDick Whittinghill & Salvador “Tutti” Camarata
United States: The Star-Spangled Banner – Dick Whittinghill & Salvador “Tutti” Camarata
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

We celebrated Independence Day during this episode of The Five Count! During the show we discussed why people need to wear masks in public, explained the scam of selling ceramic bald eagles to everyone’s mom in the ‘80s, learned about the national anthems of other countries, played the entire soundtrack to the film Iron Eagle, and payed our respects to longtime Five Count listener David Stegora. R.I.P. buddy!

Show #828

Tippi Toes – Primus
Burnin’ For You – Blue Öyster Cult
Cities On Flame With Rock And Roll – Blue Öyster Cult
Godzilla – Blue Öyster Cult
Astronomy – Blue Öyster Cult
Beat ‘Em Up – Blue Öyster Cult
Forget About Love – Joe Bouchard
Heavy Metal: The Black And Silver – Blue Öyster Cult
Hot Rails To Hell – Blue Öyster Cult
R. U. Ready 2 Rock – Blue Öyster Cult
(Don't Fear) The Reaper – Blue Öyster Cult
I Ain't Got a Pot (To Peel Potatoes In) – Louie Innis
New Wave Jacket – Polysics
Driving My Life Away – Eddie Rabbit
Like Eddie Did (Club Mix) – The Club’s Rappers
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This installment of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with musician Joe Bouchard. Joe is best known as the former bassist for the band Blue Öyster Cult. Known for hits like (Don’t Fear) The Reaper, Burnin’ for You and Godzilla, Blue Öyster Cult has been making music for more than 50 years. During the show he discussed the longevity of Blue Öyster Cult, his memories of touring with Black Sabbath in 1980, and his new solo album Strange Legends. Get your copy now!

During the rest of the show we talked about which films should make a return to the theaters during the COVID-19 shutdown, Ton bragged about his new grill, and we discussed our plans for a memorial show when one of us dies. It could be any day now!

Show #827

Tippi Toes – Primus
Naughty Naughty – John Parr
Squad Goals – Prof
Lakeside Trailer Park – The Beat Farmers
Cum On Feel The Noize – Slade
Fantastic Cat – Takako Minekawa
We Care A Lot – Rance Allen Group
Everybody Eats When They Come To My House – Cab Calloway
March Of The Swivelheads – The (English) Beat
Pajama Party – Unit 3 & Venus
Woo Haa!! Got You All In Check – Busta Rhymes
Panama – The Bird And The Bee
April – White Sister
Cotton Eye Joe – Rednex
Daddy Was A Preacher But Mama Was A Go-Go Girl – Joanna Neel
Boom Boom (Let's Go Back To My Room) – Paul Lekakis
Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe – Whale
Fine Jelly Blues – Redd Foxx
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

During this edition of The Five Count we discussed the ins and outs of INXS, reminisced about the benefit concert Live 8, Ton explained why he dislikes Lenny Kravitz so much, and we spoke with social activist and former presidential candidate Ralph Nader. Get a copy of Ralph’s new book The Ralph Nader and Family Cookbook: Classic Recipes from Lebanon and Beyond right now!

Show #826

Tippi Toes – Primus
Still Of The Night – Whitesnake
Love Ain’t No Stranger – Whitesnake
Is This Love – Whitesnake
Fool For Your Loving – Whitesnake
Slide It In – Whitesnake
Give Me All Your Love – Whitesnake
Now You’re Gone – Whitesnake
Slow An’ Easy – Whitesnake
Here I Go Again (’87) – Whitesnake
Happy Anniversary – Barney Rubble & The Officers Of The Bedrock Police Department
Happy Anniversary – Ray & Goodman & Brown
Anniversary – Robert Plant
Anniversary – Tony! Toni! Toné!
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This “16-year anniversary” edition of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with David Coverdale. David is best known as the founder and singer for the band Whitesnake. Known for hits like Fool for Your Loving, Here I Go Again and Still of the Night, Whitesnake has been releasing albums for more than 40 years. During the show he discussed the 35th anniversary of Whitesnake’s Slide It In album, what touring might be like going forward in today’s climate, and the new Whitesnake album The Rock Album. Get your copy now!

During the rest of the show we looked back on the last 16 years, read a letter we received from Bill Gates, Ton reminisced about sunbathing with his aunts in the late ‘80s, and we played some of our favorite anniversary songs. Here’s to another 16 years!

Show #825

Tippi Toes – Primus
Shot In The Dark (Live) – Ozzy Osbourne
James Brown Thanks/Say It Loud – I’m Black And I’m Proud (Introduction) (Live) – James Brown
Say It Loud – I’m Black And I’m Proud (Live) – James Brown
John The Fisherman (Live) – Primus
Havin’ A Roni (Live) – Vanilla Ice
Wasabi (Live) – Shonen Knife
See See Rider (Live) – Elvis Presley
Great White Buffalo (Live) – Ted Nugent
Rockaway Beach (Live) – The Ramones
Working Day And Night (Live) – The Jacksons
Who Made Who (Live) – AC/DC
Big River (Live) – Johnny Cash
Good Good Thing (Live) – Descendents
Spinal Meningitis (Got Me Down) (Live) – Ween
Price Tag (Live) – Sleater-Kinney
The Bar Is Closed (Live) – The Wesley Willis Fiasco
Controversy (Live) – Prince & The Revolution
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This was a special “live in concert” edition of The Five Count. During the show we discussed the civil unrest brought on by the death of George Floyd, what live concerts might look like when the country is allowed to re-open, and we played some of our favorite tracks from our favorite live albums. If you close your eyes and concentrate hard enough, you’ll swear you’re at the concert yourself! Also, don’t miss the live encore/companion episode on The Five Count Patreon page!

Show #824

Tippi Toes – Primus
Stacey – Ween
Little Miss Mandee – Ween
Monique The Freak – Ween
Molly – Ween
Long Legged Sally Was A No Necked Whore – Ween
Pandy Fackler – Ween
Nan – Ween
Linda (The Sexy Dancer) – Ween
Gabrielle – Ween
Ode To Rene – Ween
Jessica – Ween
Candi – Ween
Kim Smoltz – Ween
Koko – Ween
Ana – Ween
Laura – Ween
Sarah – Ween
Emily – Ween
Nicole – Ween
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

During this installment of The Five Count we discussed which TV game show should’ve had its own Nintendo game, analyzed the possible boxing match between Mike Tyson and Tyson Fury, Ton complained about not being able to buy new underwear, and we played all our favorite Ween songs dedicated to the ladies. As the kids say, “It was hella brown!”

Show #823

Tippi Toes – Primus
Stars – Hear ‘N Aid
Up To The Limit (Live) – Accept
On The Road (Live) – Motorhead
Distant Early Warning (Live) – Rush
Hip Hop Hooray – Naughty By Nature
Everything’s Gonna Be Alright – Naughty By Nature
Feel Me Flow – Naughty By Nature
Uptown Anthem – Naughty By Nature
O.P.P. – Naughty By Nature
Heaven’s On Fire (Live) – Kiss
Can You See Me – The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Hungry For Heaven (Live) – Dio
Go For The Throat – Y & T
The Zoo (Live) – The Scorpions
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This edition of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with rapper Treach. Treach is best known as the lead rapper for the group Naughty by Nature. He’s also appeared in films like Juice, The Meteor Man, Jason’s Lyric, and TV shows like Oz, The Sopranos and Love & Hip Hop. During the show he discussed how he got into the acting business, the status on new Naughty by Nature music, and his new film Equal Standard. It’s available for streaming now!

During the rest of the show we marveled over Ton’s new motocross boots, discussed which villains from TV sitcoms are our favorites, and celebrated the 35th anniversary of the all-star album for famine relief, Hear ‘N Aid. We’re stars!

Show #822

Tippi Toes – Primus
I Got It – Little Richard
True Fine Mama – Little Richard
A Little Bit Of Something (Beats A Whole Lot Of Nothing) – Little Richard
Tutti Frutti – Little Richard
Rit It Up – Little Richard
Heeby Jeebies – Little Richard
Jenny Jenny – Little Richard
Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy – Little Richard
Long Tall Sally – Little Richard
Born On The Bayou – Little Richard
Twins – Philip Bailey & Little Richard
The Girl Can’t Help It – Little Richard
Bama Lama Bama Loo – Little Richard
Lucille – Little Richard
Dew Drop Inn – Little Richard
Good Golly Miss Molly – Little Richard
Keep A Knockin’ – Little Richard
The Hokey Pokey – Little Richard
Great Gosh A'Mighty! – Little Richard
I'm Quitting Show Business Part 1 – Little Richard
I'm Quitting Show Business Part 2 – Little Richard
It Ain't What You Do, It's The Way How You Do It – Little Richard
Ooh! My Soul – Little Richard
Slippin’ And Slidin’ – Little Richard
Poor Dog (Who Can't Wag His Own Tail) – Little Richard
Ready Teddy – Little Richard
She’s Knows How To Rock – Little Richard
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

During this installment of The Five Count we begged for money for the KMSU pledge drive, received a prank call from Hank Hill, begged the listeners to come cut our hair, and paid tribute to the creator of rock ‘n’ roll, Little Richard. Shut up!

Show #821

Tippi Toes – Primus
Mama – Ian Ventress, Consept & Lu Ndaka
Mama – Lefty Frizzell
My Baby Mama – Anquette
Mom (Can I Talk To You) – Jan Rhodes
Who’s Really Better Than Mom – Little Dino Strunk
The Mom Song – Insane Clown Posse
Rising Fire – Firewind
Let Me Hear You Scream – Ozzy Osbourne
Fearless – Gus G.
Taking Back My Soul – Arch Enemy
Between Heaven And Hell – Firewind
Vincent – Don McLean
Castles In The Air – Don McLean
American Pie – Don McLean
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This edition of The Five Count featured two exclusive interviews with legendary guitarists. First we were joined by guitarist Gus G. Gus is best known as the guitarist and founder of the band Firewind. He’s also played with Ozzy Osbourne, Rotting Christ and Arch Enemy. During the show he discussed his memories of playing with Ozzy, what he plans to do with his free time thanks to COVID-19 canceling live shows, and the new self-titled Firewind album. Get your copy today!

Next we were joined by legendary singer-songwriter Don McLean. Don is best known for hits like Vincent, And I Love You So and American Pie. He’s also a member of the Songwriters Hall of Fame. During the show he discussed his music finally being available for streaming, the 50th anniversary of his American Pie album, and his upcoming album Still Playin’ Favorites. Get your copy soon!

During the rest of the show we brainstormed ideas for new Five Count instructional VHS tapes, discussed great soundtracks to bad movies, Ton announced he will soon be an ordained minister, and we played your mom’s favorite songs. Happy Mother’s Day!