Show #885

Tippi Toes – Primus
Heard It On The X – ZZ Top
Francine – ZZ Top
Hi Fi Mama – ZZ Top
Beer Drinkers & Hell Raisers – ZZ Top
Bad Girl – ZZ Top
Tush – ZZ Top
Party On The Patio – ZZ Top
Home Sweet Home – Mötley Crüe
The Devil’s Rejects – Rob Zombie
Substitute – The Ramones
Weird Science – Oingo Boingo
Too Much – Gary Kemp
Gold – Spandau Ballet
Chant No. 1 (I Don’t Need This Pressure On) – Spandau Ballet
To Cut A Long Story Short – Spandau Ballet
True – Spandau Ballet
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This installment of The Five Count featured two exclusive interviews with entertainment mainstays. First we were joined by actor Michael Berryman. Michael is best known for his role as “Pluto” in the film The Hills Have Eyes. He’s also appeared in films like Weird Science, One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest and The Devil’s Rejects. During the show he discussed what he looks for when selecting roles, his memories of appearing in Mötley Crüe videos, and his new film Room 9. Get your copy today!

Next we were joined by musician Gary Kemp. Gary is best known as the guitarist for the band Spandau Ballet. He’s also played with Nick Mason’s Saucerful of Secrets and appeared in films like The Bodyguard, Killing Zoe and Dog Eat Dog. During the show he discussed his acting career, his memories of performing with Spandau Ballet at Live Aid, and his new solo album Insolo. Get your copy now!

During the rest of the show we discussed the various current events of the day and paid tribute to ZZ Top’s Dusty Hill. R.I.P. amigo!

Show #884

Tippi Toes – Primus
Shake Me – Cinderella
Shelter Me – Cinderella
Gypsy Road – Cinderella
Don’t Know What You Got (Till It’s Gone) – Cinderella
Nobody’s Fool – Cinderella
Easy – Steve Whiteman
No Ring Around Rosie – Kix
Body Talk – Kix
Midnight Dynamite – Kix
Don’t Close Your Eyes – Kix
Vapors – Biz Markie
Let Me Turn You On – Biz Markie
Alone Again – Biz Markie
Just A Friend (12” Version) – Biz Markie
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with musician Steve Whiteman. Steve is best known as the singer for the band Kix. Known for songs like Body Talk, Girl Money and Don’t Close Your Eyes, Kix has been making music for more than 40 years. During the show he discussed his days with Kix, the recent resurgence of ‘80s rock bands, and his new solo album You’re Welcome. Get your copy now!

During the rest of the show we decided the best way to fit Ton with extra prosthetic limbs, paid tribute to Five Count alumni Jeff LaBar and Biz Markie, and gave away tickets to WWE SmackDown. See you at the Target Center!

Show #883

Tippi Toes – Primus
I’m Holding You – Ween
Japanese Cowboy – Ween
Piss Up A Rope – Ween
I Don’t Wanna Leave You On The Farm – Ween
Pretty Girl – Ween
Powder Blue – Ween
Mister Richard Smoker – Ween
Help Me Scrape The Mucus Off My Brain – Ween
You Were The Fool – Ween
Fluffy – Ween
Sweet Texas Fire – Ween
So Long Jerry – Ween
Cover Girl – New Kids On The Block
Never Do A Tango With An Eskimo – Alma Cogan
Sblounskched! – Strong Bad
Poetry And Prose – Primus
Ain’t That A Kick In The head – Dean Martin
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

During this episode of The Five Count we celebrated the 25th anniversary of Ween’s 12 Golden Country Greats album, found out what makes the New Kids on the Block tick, and tried to figure out the difference between an Avon lady and a Mary Kay lady. Ton can’t decide which one he wants to be!

Show #882

Tippi Toes – Primus
Virginia Plain – Roxy Music
More Than This – Roxy Music
Dance Away – Roxy Music
Over You – Roxy Music
Both Ends Burning – Roxy Music
Mambo, Salsa, Guaguanco – Tim Finn, Phil Manzanera & Elliot Finn
Angel Eyes – Roxy Music
Do The Strand – Roxy Music
Street Life – Roxy Music
All I Want Is You – Roxy Music
Love Is The Drug – Roxy Music
Why Don’t You Move In With Me – Yasuko Agawa
(Ooey Gooey) Green Cheese – Freddie Montell
You Never Give Me Your Money/The End – Tenacious D
Juicy Fruit – Mtume
March Of The Pigs – Nine Inch Nails
Road Meat – Ric Hayworth
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This installment of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with musician Phil Manzanera. Phil is best known as the former lead guitarist for the band Roxy Music. He’s also a member of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. During the show he discussed the influence Roxy Music had on music, his work over the years as a producer, and his new solo album with Tim Finn called Caught by the Heart. Get your copy now!

During the rest of the show Ton ate six lbs. of Tootsie Rolls, Dustin expressed his dislike for Popeyes chicken, and we celebrated the 25th anniversary of pro wrestling’s “New World Order” faction. Much like The Five Count, the nWo is for life!

Show #881

Tippi Toes – Primus
Blazing Arrow – Blackalicious
You Didn’t Know That Though – Blackalicious
Ill Vacation – The Mighty Underdogs & Lyrics Born
4000 Miles – Blackalicious, Chali 2NA & Lateef The Truth Speaker
Alphabet Aerobics (The Cut Chemist 2.5 Minute Workout) – Blackalicious
Chemical Calisthenics – Blackalicious & Cut Chemist
The Writz – Gift Of Gab
A To G – Blackalicious
Deception – Blackalicious
Make You Feel That Way – Blackalicious
Boy Scouts Of America – Burl Ives & The Boy Scouts Of America
The Quartermaster’s Store – Burl Ives & The Boy Scouts Of America
The Herdsman – Burl Ives & The Boy Scouts Of America
I Points To Mineself – Burl Ives & The Boy Scouts Of America
Campfire Medley – Burl Ives & The Boy Scouts Of America
I’m Happy When I’m Hiking – Burl Ives & The Boy Scouts Of America
Three Jolly Fisherman – Burl Ives & The Boy Scouts Of America
Now The Day Is Over – Burl Ives & The Boy Scouts Of America
We’re All Together Again – Burl Ives & The Boy Scouts Of America
On My Honor – Burl Ives & The Boy Scouts Of America
Ham And Eggs – Burl Ives & The Boy Scouts Of America
Hi Ho! Nobody Home – Burl Ives & The Boy Scouts Of America
Camp Menu Song – Burl Ives & The Boy Scouts Of America
Clementine – Burl Ives & The Boy Scouts Of America
She’ll Be Comin’ ‘Round The Mountain – Burl Ives & The Boy Scouts Of America
Taps – Burl Ives & The Boy Scouts Of America
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes, Rachel Maccabee & Juston Cline

During this patriotic edition of The Five Count we celebrated our nation’s birthday with the help of Burl Ives & the Boy Scouts of America, paid tribute to Five Count alumnus Gift of Gab, and discussed our undying-admiration for John Cena. God bless the United States of America!

Show #880

Tippi Toes – Primus
Chop Chop Master Onion’s Rap – PaRappa The Rapper & Chop Chop Master Onion
That’s Life – Big Maybelle
Never Say Die – Megadeth
Boing Boing – Jane And John
Eh! Eh? Eh!? Janaika – Tsukudanaka Sanpachi
Lex Express – Men On A Mission & Randy “Macho Man” Savage
Johnny Get Angry – Joanie Sommers
Howard The Duck – Dolby’s Cube & Cherry Bomb
Mama Will Bark – Frank Sinatra & Dagmar
Moonlight Lovin' (Menage A Trois) – Isaac Hayes
Hard To Handle – Otis Redding
Space Boys – Girls5eva
Human Being – New York Dolls
Y DON’T U – 박혜진 Park Hye Jin, Clams Casino & Take A Daytrip
My Little Old Shack In Minneapolis, MN – Yogi Yorgesson
Worry Worry – The Fiery Furnaces
Who Made Who – Shonen Knife
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

During this episode of The Five Count we discussed the exciting news that Five Count Alumnus Michael Angelo Batio is coming to Mankato, heard the incredible story of the adventures of Howard the Duck, and Ton finally buried the hatchet with his Twitter rival Billy Floyd Shouts. The hatchet was dug up again before show’s end!

Show #879

Tippi Toes – Primus
Dads Just Don’t Care – Troy Gentile
Big Daddy – Big Daddy & The Titanic Survivors
Stay With Me Daddy – Gene Ween
That’s What Daddy Wants – Wayne Hancock
Dad – Rodney Morris
I Love You Daddy – Ricardo & Friends
Daddy Rollin’ Stone – Derek Martin
Daddy Was So Mean – Crispin Hellion Glover
Why Doesn’t Daddy Come Home – The Lundstroms
My Dad – Woody Martin
I Wonder Who My Daddy Is – Eileen Fulton
Daddy – King Diamond
Daddies (What Does Your Daddy Do?) – Anne Lloyd, Ralph Nyland, Jimmy Leyden, The Sandpipers & Mitch Miller And His Orchestra
Daddy’s Report Card – Anne Lloyd, Ralph Nyland, Jimmy Leyden, The Sandpipers & Mitch Miller And His Orchestra
My Baby Daddy (Bassed Out Club Mix) – B-Rock & The Bizz
Daddy Doesn’t Live Here Anymore – Connie Hall
(I Hate You) Big Daddy – Dewey Cox
Rich Daddy – The Dicks
Whip Crackin’ Daddy – Ricky Riddle
Daddy Daddy (Gotta Get A Phone In My Room) – Robin Clark
Daddy-O – The Fontaine Sisters
My Dad Can Whip Your Dad – Chris Von Erich
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This special Father’s Day edition of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with actor and fitness guru Billy Blanks. Billy is best known as the creator of the fitness program Tae Bo. He’s also appeared in films like Tango & Cash, The Last Boy Scout, Bloodfist and Lionheart. During the show he discussed how he developed Tae Bo, his memories of working with “Rowdy” Roddy Piper on the film Back in Action, and his desire to continue branching out with different acting roles. Schedule a private workout with Billy Blanks right now!

During the rest of the show we explained why people should have more body hair, Ton bragged about his VHS collection, and we played all sorts of songs for your dad. Happy Father’s Day!

Show #878

Tippi Toes – Primus
Way To Go – Mark Vieha
Forming Their Own Team – John Debney
Send Me An Angel – Real Life
The Star Spangled Banner – Leslie Nielsen
Flesh On Fire – James House
Tequila – The Champs
Main Title/Bike Race – Danny Elfman
The Breakfast Machine – Danny Elfman
The Bike – Danny Elfman
The Park Ride – Danny Elfman
The Mall – Danny Elfman
Magic Shop And Beyond – Danny Elfman
Stolen Bike/Lonely Walk – Danny Elfman
Francis’ House – Danny Elfman
The Bath – Danny Elfman
Win In The End – Mark Safan
Big Bad Wolf – The Wolf Sisters
This Used To Be My Playground – Madonna
Four Leaf Clover – Worldwide Harmonics
Shootin’ For The Moon – Amy Holland
Burn In Hell – Twisted Sister
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This “17-year anniversary” edition of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with actor Mark Holton. Mark is best known for his role as “Francis Buxton” in the film Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure. He’s also appeared in films like Teen Wolf, Leprechaun, Gacy, Little Giants, A League of Their Own and The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! During the show he discussed his memories of working on Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure, his decision to get back into acting, and how he felt when he realized the impact he had on people’s childhoods. You can find Mark on his website and Cameo!

During the rest of the show we received well-wishes from the listeners, discussed why the anniversary shows have become more intimate over the years, and observed the 10-year anniversary of the downfall of The Five Count House Band. Thanks for sticking with us all these years!

Show #877

Tippi Toes – Primus
Dr. Rock – Ween
Doctor – INXS
Rock Doc – Louis Jordan
Love Doctor – Millie Jackson
Calling Dr. Love - Kiss
Doctor Doctor (Have Mercy On Me) – Ray Stevens
Go See The Doctor – Kool Moe Dee
Rock ‘N’ Roll Doctor – Black Sabbath
Call A Doctor – The Crows
Doctor Love – Bananarama
Doctor Jazz – Woody Herman & His Orchestra
Doctor! Doctor! – Thompson Twins
Dr. Feelgood – Motley Crue
Doctor In Love – Richard Allen
Dr. Rock ‘N’ Roll – Blue Swede
Doctor Rock – Motorhead
Doctor, Doctor – Benn Joe Zeppa
Dr. Geek (From Tanganyika) – Thurl Ravenscroft & The Jeff Alexander Quartet
Doctor Love – First Choice
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes, Rachel Maccabee & Juston Cline

This installment of The Five Count was broadcast live from the waiting room at the doctor’s office! During the show we had a lengthy discussion about wheelbarrows, Rachel told stories about battling rats in Washington, D.C., and we played all our favorite doctor songs to pass the time while we waited for our appointment. We were all battling various fungal infections!

Show #876

Tippi Toes – Primus
Birdman Kicked My Ass – Wesley Willis
Pay Your Way In Pain – St. Vincent
Pandora’s Box – Aerosmith
Coney Island Baby – Tom Waits
Strut – Elohim & Big Freedia
Don’t Let Go – Dorsey Burnette
Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Theme – Cyndi Lauper
Elvira’s In Salem – Willie Etra & George McGrath
Happy House/Pee-Wee Herman Had A Farm – Pee-Wee Herman & Vance The Pig
They Don’t Know – Tracey Ullman
These Boots Are Made For Walkin’ – The Del Rubio Triplets
Riders In The Sky Theme – Riders In The Sky
Feliz Navidad - Charo
Big Top Finale – Pee-Wee Herman & The Big Top Company
Pee-Wee’s Big Surprise – Danny Elfman
So Long For Now – Eddy Howard
Beast Within – Perry Monroe & Asbestos Felt
Green Light: Now Begin – Blackalicious
Jam 10 Kai Theit (Wait Ten Months More) – Ros Seresyothea
The Granny Twist – Billy Huhn & The Casuals
Is It Luck? – Primus
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This edition of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with actor and writer George McGrath. George is best known as the voice of “Globey” and “Cowntess” on the TV show Pee-Wee’s Playhouse. He’s also appeared on shows like Tracey Takes On and On the Television. During the show he discussed his memories of working on Pee-Wee’s Playhouse, writing the script for the film Big Top Pee-Wee, and his longtime association with The Groundlings. You can still see him perform with The Groundlings to this day!

During the rest of the show we discussed the similarities between Ton and Bruce Lee, explained why we need a documentary about the making of Randy “Macho Man” Savage’s Be A Man album, and Dustin explained why too much Bob Dylan is bad for you. Happy Memorial Day!