Show #857

Tippi Toes – Primus
Madness – Prince Buster
Madness – Outrage
Military Madness – Graham Nash
Sweet Madness – Jay Boivin and Germain Gauthier
Lunar Madness – Sue Saad
Can I Play With Madness – Iron Maiden
Stop The Madness – Stop The Madness
Madness – Sonny Knight
Computer Madness – Vixen
My Touch Of Madness – Jermaine Jackson
Methods Of Madness – Obsession
Gremlins Mega Madness – Michael Sembello
Madness – Blackfoot
Midnight Madness – Donna Fein
Madness – The James Gang
The Madness – Status Quo
Critical Madness – Kay Reed & The Church Of Our Savior Choir
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

During this edition of The Five Count we continued our slow descent into madness, discussed whether or not you can still enjoy films like Revenge of the Nerds today, and Ton contemplated buying a hammock. It will most likely be a banana hammock!

Show #856

Tippi Toes – Primus
Puno De Tierra – Antonio Eugenio Martinez
Brother For Sale – Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen
25 Miles – Edwin Starr
Clowny Clown Clown – Crispin Hellion Glover
The Girls Are Out Tonight – Hurricane
Crimewave – Crystal Castles
Tell Me When To Go – E-40 & Keak Da Sneak
I’m A Mormon – Patti Maxfield, Mel Teeples, Rebecca Terry, Jeff Bennett, Marie-Adel Black, Doug Brady, Wendy Brady, Todd Russell & Gretchen Soffe
My Dad – Gretchen Soffe
I Want To Be A Mother – Marie-Adel Black
Tomorrow Is Sunday – Wendy Brady & Todd Russell
Hey Won’t Somebody Come And Play – Todd Russell
Got A Dime In My Pocket – Doug Brady
Do You Want To Feel Happy – Rebecca Terry
Look At The Baby – Patti Maxfield & Mel Teeples
It’s Family Night – Doug Brady
Did You Say Your Prayers Last Night? – Gretchen Soffe
One Step At A Time – Jeff Bennett & Patti Maxfield
I Know The Prophets – Jeff Bennett, Doug Brady & Todd Russell
Sometimes I Get A Feeling Inside – Todd Russell
I Am Learning How To Spell – Marie-Adel Black
The Outside Of You – Mel Teeples
Never Tell A Lie – Patti Maxfield, Mel Teeples, Rebecca Terry, Jeff Bennett, Marie-Adel Black, Doug Brady, Wendy Brady, Todd Russell & Gretchen Soffe
Disco Sucks (Pt. 1 & 2) – Chuck Wagon & The Wheels
Put Your Head On My Shoulder – Paul Anka
Who Is It? – Carlton The Doorman
Good Habits (And Bad) – Saba Lou
How Do I Get To Carnegie Hall? – Sparks
Old MacDonald – Elvis Presley
Josh’n Me – Toby Rean & The Common People
Boogie Dancing – Gordon Thomas
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

During this episode of The Five Count we discussed opening our own video rental store after the announcement Family Video was going out of business, explained why storming the U.S. Capital is a bad idea, and we learned about the joys of Mormonism. Ton was a Latter-day Saint by show’s end!

Show #90

Tippi Toes - Primus
Maniac Dance - Stratovarius
The Payback, Pt. 1 - James Brown
Scarface (Push It To The Limit) - Paul Engemann
Ezy Ryder - Jimi Hendrix
Howling At The Moon - The 5,6,7,8's
She's On Fire - Amy Holland
Goddamn Electric - Pantera
Graveyard - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Get Him Back - Fiona Apple
Radio - Eazy-E
52 Girls - The B-52's
Who Me? - Buckethead

Featuring: Juston Cline

During this edition of The Five Count Ton warned the callers of the dangers of underage drinking, got into a fight with a deaf caller, and discussed Dustin's decision to ditch the show to escape to the Appalachian Mountains. At this rate, Ton won't need Dustin's help at all anymore!

Show #855

Tippi Toes – Primus
Alive – P.O.D.
I’m Alive – Johnny Thunder
I'm Alive (That Was the Day My Dead Pet Returned to Save My Life) – Alice Cooper
I’m Alive – Cut ‘N’ Move
I’m Alive – Kiss
I’m Alive – Neil Diamond
I’m Alive – Electric Light Orchestra
Alive – Lil Jon, Offset & 2 Chainz
Alive – Ozzy Osbourne
I’m Alive – Willie Nelson
Alive – Meat Loaf
Alive – ALL
Alive – Aceyalone
I’m Alive – The Circle Jerks
I’m Alive – Michael Bolton
I’m Alive – Yoko Ono/Plastic Ono Band
Alive – The Beastie Boys
I’m Alive – W.A.S.P.
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This was the first episode of The Five Count for 2021! During the show we rejoiced in the fact that we survived the year 2020, Ton complained about how tough it is to find a quality pair of mittens, and we paid tribute to Five Count Alumni Luke Harper, Dawn Wells and Adolfo “Shabba Doo” Quinones. The year 2020 was a rough one!

Show #854

Tippi Toes – Primus
A Five Count Christmas – The Five Count House Band
Suzy Snowflake – Little Marcy
Krampus Has Returned – Impaler
Sleigh Ride – Debbie Gibson
Let The Jingle Bells Rock – Sweet Tee
Cooler Than Santa Claus – Morris Day
Sweet Christmas – Shonen Knife
Disco Christmas – The Universal Robot Band
That's What I Want for Christmas – The Showboys
It Doesn't Often Snow At Christmas – Pet Shop Boys
I'm Your Christmas Friend, Don't Be Hungry – James Brown
Silent Night – Ween
Frosty The Snowman – The Ronettes
Christmas Smorgasbord – Swedish Chef
Merry Something To You – Devo
All I Want To Ask Santa Claus – Ricky Segall
Jingle Bells – The Destroyer
Christmas Tears – Bathing Beauty
Gonna Have A Rockin Christmas – Thor
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This was our annual “A Five Count Christmas” episode of The Five Count! During the show we played all our favorite holiday tunes, discussed our bright spots of the past year, heard the story of Wonder Woman and the prisoners of Christmas Island, and had our annual Five Count gift exchange. Happy Holidays from your favorite yuletide hunks!

Show #853

Tippi Toes – Primus
Downtown – Mrs. Miller
It Must Be Christmas – Steve Lively
Slayride – Lee Montgomery
Santa’s Watching – Clydene Jackson, Darlene Koldenhoven, Steve Lively & Warren Kaplan
Merry Christmas Baby – Vennette Gloud
The Warm Side Of The Door – Lee Montgomery
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer – Mrs. Miller
White Christmas – Mrs. Miller
It Came Upon A Midnight Clear – Mrs. Miller
Here Comes Santa Claus – Mrs. Miller
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing – Mrs. Miller
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town – Mrs. Miller
Silent Night – Mrs. Miller
Second Hand Rose – Mrs. Miller
Christmas Party – Carmen Twillie
Christmas Flu – Lee Montgomery
Christmas Fever – Clydene Jackson, Darlene Koldenhoven, Steve Lively & Warren Kaplan
I Wanna Sing You A Love Song – Morgan Ames & Lee Montgomery
Sweet Little Baby – Clydene Jackson, Carmen Twillie & Darlene Koldenhoven
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This was a special Christmas Eve edition of The Five Count. During the show we argued about the proper way to make peanut butter blossom cookies, paid tribute to Tommy “Tiny” Lister, played songs from the new Silent Night, Deadly Night soundtrack, unearthed two interviews we conducted with Mrs. Elva Miller in the 1960s, and spoke with Mrs. Miller’s nephew, Jeff Springer, about Mrs. Miller’s new album A Christmas Gift from Mrs. Miller …and Other Stocking Stuffers. Get your copy now!

Show #852

Tippi Toes – Primus
We Paid – Lil Baby & 42 Dugg
Knockout – Robert Michaels & Lisa Duran
The Joker (That's What They Call Me) – Billy Myles
Come Beat The Band – T.T. Quick
Physical Emotions – Black Bananas
Ace Of Spades – Paska
Love-Lore 2 (Knight Rider/Raymond Scott/Mauricio Kagel/Eddie Grant/Gary Numan) – Deerhoof
Do Not Feed The Alligators – Dream Warriors
I Got A Line On You – Alice Cooper
Kareniwa-Kanawanai – Mizuki Koyama
Why You Wanna Trip On Me – Michael Jackson
I Got To Put The Hammer Down – Ween
This Dust Makes Mud – Liars
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

During this installment of The Five Count we discussed the upcoming season of Cobra Kai, Ton read passages from his diary from 2013, and we heard the story of Rainbow Brite and the big color mix-up. It was a show suitable for framing!

Show #851

Tippi Toes – Primus
Woozy – Catbath
N-E-R-V-O-U-S – Ian Whitcomb
Thank God I’m A Country Boy – Pauly Shore
Infrastructure – St. Panther & Raedio
I Signed My Life Away – Gene Smith
I’m In Love With A Slut – Mark Freed & Robert Decker
Orinoco Flow (Sail Away) – Enya
Do Something – Macy Gray
When I See You – Macy Gray
I’ve Committed Murder – Macy Gray
Why Didn’t You Call Me – Macy Gray
I’m In Between – Macy Gray
I Try – Macy Gray
Everything He Needs – Carly Rae Jepsen
DemiRep – Bikini Kill
Stop Breakin’ Down Blues – Robert Johnson
Trapped – R O N I A
Saxophobia – Bernie Green
The Rubberband Man – The Spinners
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This edition of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with musician Macy Gray. Macy is best known for hits like Do Something, Shoo Be Doo and I Try. She’s also appeared in films like Training Day, Scary Movie 3 and Spider-Man. During the show she discussed her upcoming album, what she’s been doing during the pandemic, and her non-profit foundation MyGood. If you’ve been a victim of police violence and need financial help, head to!

During the rest of the show we discussed the recent retirement of WWE’s The Undertaker, heard the story of the Super Mario Bros. in The Perilous Pit, and Dustin announced he recently tested positive for COVID-19. It gave Ton an excuse to do the whole show over the phone from inside his new Mercedes!

Show #850

Tippi Toes – Primus
Somehow, Somewhere, Someway – Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band
Long Time Running – Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band
Deja Voodoo – Kenny Wayne Shepherd
Alive – Kenny Wayne Shepherd
In 2 Deep – Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band
Voodoo Child (Slight Return) (Live) – Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band
Blue On Black – Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band
Kick You When You’re Down – AC/DC
Candy Andy – The Shoestring
Two Of Hearts – Stacey Q
Chu Chu Lovely Muni Muni Mura Mura Purin Purin Boron Nururu Rero Rero – Maximum The Hormone
It Doesn’t Hurt To Be Polite – Tex Ritter
Killer Tofu – The Beets
Say Peace – Common & Black Thought
Little Blue Man – Betty Johnson
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with Kenny Wayne Shepherd. Kenny is best known as the guitarist for the Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band. Known for hits like Alive, In 2 Deep and Blue on Black, Kenny has had numerous Top 10 blues singles during his more than 30-year career. During the show he discussed how his songs evolve on stage over time, the possible lack of “guitar heroes” in today’s music, and the Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band’s new album Straight to You Live. Get your copy today!

During the rest of the show we braced ourselves for how we would handle the death of the “Rocky Balboa” character, Ton bragged about his new Mercedes, and we discussed whether or not it was okay to still like the music of Ted Nugent. Uncle Ted has gone off the rails a bit over the years!

Show #849

Tippi Toes – Primus
That’s What I Said – M.C. Hammer
All You Gotta Do Is Sing – Joey B. Ellis
No Competition – MC Tab
Go For It (Heart And Fire) – Joey B. Ellis & Tynetta Hare
Take You Back (Home Sweet Home) – 7A3
The Measure Of A Man – Elton John
Can’t Stop The Fire – Bill Conti
I Wanna Rock – Rob Base
Thought U Were The One For Me – Joey B. Ellis
Keep It Up – Snap!
Feel My Power – M.C. Hammer
When You Feel It, Grunt If You Can (Complete Take) – The J.B.’s
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

During this episode of The Five Count we commemorated the 30th anniversary of Rocky V, heard the story of when Rocky Balboa went toe-to-toe with Clubber Lang, and discussed which pro wrestlers fared best in Hollywood. Happy Thanksgiving!