Show #810

Tippi Toes – Primus
Kookie Kookie (Lend Me Your Comb) – Edd Byrnes & Connie Stevens
Smoko – The Chats
Central Booking – Common Holly
I’m Telling Tim – NOFX
Red With Love – Pom Pom Squad
I'm Sorry That I Got Fat – The Wesley Willis Fiasco
Boom Boom Boomerang – De Castro Sisters & Thurl Ravenscroft
Stop It Girl – New Kids On The Block
Impaler – Impaler
Florence Is Deaf (But There's No Need To Shout) – Toy Dolls
Thumbs Up – Momoland
I’m A Ho – Whodini
Meet The Care Bears – Ellen Schwartz & Bonnie Sanders
Doing It To Death Parts 1 & 2 – The J.B.’s
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes, Billy Floyd Shouts, Rachel Maccabee & Juston Cline

During this installment of The Five Count we explained why Iron Eagle is better than Top Gun, discussed Ton’s former career as a fluffer, met the Care Bears, and celebrated Billy Floyd Shouts’ birthday. The mini corn dogs were flyin’!

Show #809

Tippi Toes – Primus
Straight Between The Eyes – Anvil
Game Over – Anvil
Paint It Black – Anvil
Shadow Zone – Anvil
Doctor Kevorkian – Anvil
Speed Of Sound – Anvil
Nabbed In Nebraska – Anvil
Old School – Anvil
Pro Wrestling – Anvil
Keep It Up – Anvil
Metal On Metal – Anvil
Blood On The Ice – Anvil
Bushpig – Anvil
666 – Anvil
Future Wars – Anvil
Wild Eyes – Anvil
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This edition of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with Steve “Lips” Kudlow. Steve is best known as the founder, guitarist and singer for the band Anvil. Formed in Toronto in 1978, Anvil has been a major influence on every one from Metallica to Megadeth and Anthrax to Slayer. During the show he discussed how Anvil has stayed true to their metal roots throughout the years, the impact the documentary Anvil! The Story of Anvil had on their career, and the new Anvil album Legal at Last. Get your copy today!

During the rest of the show we shared our thoughts on the new Ozzy Osbourne album, made plans to build our own Commodore 64, and Ton discussed his passion for balloon animals. His go-to is the wiener dog!

Show #808

Tippi Toes – Primus
Black Sabbath – Black Sabbath
The Wizard – Black Sabbath
Wasp – Black Sabbath
Behind The Wall Of Sleep – Black Sabbath
Bassically – Black Sabbath
N.I.B. – Black Sabbath
Evil Woman – Black Sabbath
Wicked World – Black Sabbath
A Bit Of Finger – Black Sabbath
Sleeping Village – Black Sabbath
Warning – Black Sabbath
Not Great Men – Gang Of Four
Waiting For The Whales – Land Of Ooo
Push It – Kamala
Posse In Effect – Beastie Boys
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

During this installment of The Five Count we discussed our immense popularity in Sweden, Ton explained his new polyester pants in great detail, we went on an adventure with some ewoks, and celebrated the 50th anniversary of Black Sabbath’s debut album. Metal!

Show #807

Tippi Toes – Primus
Limitless – Keith Lee & CFO$
Evil Of The Sky – CFO$
Elbows From Heaven – The Slobberknockers
Hey Bro – CFO$
R-A-S-S-L-I-N’ – Glen Goza
Catch Us If You Can –  The Dave Clark Five
Any Way You Want It – The Dave Clark Five
Can't You See That She's Mine – The Dave Clark Five
Over And Over – The Dave Clark Five
You Got What It Takes – The Dave Clark Five
Bits And Pieces – The Dave Clark Five
Try Too Hard – The Dave Clark Five
Because – The Dave Clark Five
Glad All Over – The Dave Clark Five
I’m So Worried – Monty Python
The Wise Men At The Manger – Monty Python
Muddy Knees – Monty Python
Salvation Fuzz – Monty Python
Here Comes Another One – Monty Python
The Hermit – Monty Python
Traffic Lights – Monty Python
Nudge Nudge – Monty Python
I’m (Still) So Worried – Monty Python
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This edition of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with Dave Clark. Dave is best known as the founder and drummer for The Dave Clark Five. Known for hits like Glad All Over, Over and Over and Catch Us If You Can, Dave Clark is also a member of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. During the show he discussed the incredible success of The Dave Clark Five in their early days, his relationship in the 1960s with The Beatles, and the new Dave Clark Five album All the Hits. Get your copy now!

During the rest of the show we paid tribute to Monty Python’s Terry Jones, discussed which ‘80s cartoons deserved more episodes, Dustin tried to defend being a Kansas City Chiefs fan in today’s society, and we gave away tickets to WWE Presents NXT Live! on Feb. 23 at Roy Wilkins Auditorium in St. Paul. The Five Count never ceases to amaze you!

Show #806

Tippi Toes – Primus
Cream – Prince & The New Power Generation
The Morning Papers – Prince & The New Power Generation
3121 – Prince
Dinner With Delores – Prince_logo.svg
Get Wild – The New Power Generation
Sexy M.F. – Prince & The New Power Generation
Baby Knows – Prince_logo.svg
Hide The Bone – The New Power Generation
Diamonds And Pearls – Prince & The New Power Generation
Billy Jack Bitch – Prince_logo.svg
Wall Of Berlin – Prince
Guitar – Prince
Gett Off – Prince & The New Power Generation
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This was The Five Count’s 11th Annual Princemas Celebration, featuring an exclusive interview with Michael B. Michael is best known as the former drummer for Prince & The New Power Generation. He worked on albums like Diamonds & Pearls, The Gold Experience, Prince_logo.svg, 3121, and many more. During the show he discussed how he started working with Prince, what he learned about music and life during his tenure with The NPG, and his current gig as drummer for Soul Asylum. Merry Princemas!

During the rest of the show we played our favorite New Power Generation jams, explained where we were when we found out Prince had died, and Ton made it known he wants to be turned into a diamond after he dies. Dustin will pay tribute to him by inserting “Diamond Ton” into his snaggletooth!

Show #805

Tippi Toes – Primus
Chewy, Chewy – Ohio Express
Quema – Sotomayor
Send Me the Pillow You Dream On – Hank Locklin
Kiss Kiss Kiss – Yoko Ono
Satan’s Fall – Mercyful Fate
Rocky Mountain High – “The Singing Cowgirl” Lisa Murphy
The Honeymoon Is Over – Arthur Smith And His Crackerjacks
Sun City – Artists United Against Apartheid
Did You Ever See A Dream Walking? – Bing Crosby
Get Off – MIBLU
I’m My Own Grandpa – Tom Arnold
Signal – Automatic
Ooh Poo Pah Doo - Part 1 – Jessie Hill
Shake The Baby Silent – Lordi
Peepin’ Through The Keyhole – Cliffie Stone
Over Like A Fat Rat – Fonda Rae
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

During this edition of The Five Count we called-out a kiosk at the River Hills Mall for selling bootleg Nintendos, Ton told the story of how he had his heart broken by a woman who grew her own loofah, Dustin explained how the film The Human Tornado was based on his life, and we spoke to “The Singing Cowgirl” Lisa Murphy about her new album My Tribute to John Denver. Get your copy today!

Show #804

Tippi Toes – Primus
Bastille Day (Live) – Rush
Anthem (Live) – Rush
Fly By Night/In the Mood (Live) – Rush
Something For Nothing (Live) – Rush
Lakeside Park (Live) – Rush
2112 (I. Overture, II. The Temples Of Syrinx, III. Presentation, IV. Soliloquy, V. Grand Finale) (Live) – Rush
By-Tor And The Snow Dog (Live) – Rush
In The End (Live) – Rush
Working Man/Finding My Way (Live) – Rush
What You’re Doing (Live) – Rush
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes, James Mackey & Juston Cline

During this episode of The Five Count we argued over which sandwich condiments are the best, spoke with local publisher James Mackey about CRAP magazine, and paid tribute to drummer Neil Peart. We played Rush’s All the World’s a Stage album in its entirety!

Show #803

Tippi Toes – Primus
Get Down Tonight – KC And The Sunshine Band
Shake Your Booty (Shake, Shake, Shake) – KC And The Sunshine Band
Give It Up – KC And The Sunshine Band
Do You Wanna Go Party – KC And The Sunshine Band
I’m Your Boogie Man – KC And The Sunshine Band
Do It Good – KC And The Sunshine Band
Boogie Shoes – KC And The Sunshine Band
That’s The Way I Like It – KC And The Sunshine Band
Keep It Comin’ Love – KC And The Sunshine Band
This Dust That Makes Mud – Liars
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This installment of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with Harry Wayne Casey. Harry is best known as the frontman for KC and the Sunshine Band. Known for hits like That's the Way (I Like It), (Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty, I'm Your Boogie Man and Get Down Tonight, KC and the Sunshine Band has sold millions of albums over a career spanning nearly 50 years. During the show he discussed the influence his music has had on popular culture, the “death” of disco in the late ‘70s, and the upcoming Ultimate Disco Cruise. Get down tonight!

During the rest of the show we discussed the difficulties of adjusting to the new decade, Dustin explained the best ways to shoplift, and we marveled over the beauty of the 1993 Cadillac Allante. It’s one hell of an automobile!

Show #802

Tippi Toes – Primus
New Jack Swing (12” Version) – Wrecks-N-Effect
Groove Me – Guy
Nasty – Janet Jackson
Around The Way Girl – LL Cool J
Feels Good – Tony! Toni! Toné!
Poison – Bell Biv DeVoe
I Want Her – Keith Sweat
What About Your Friends – TLC
Remember The Time – Michael Jackson
I Wanna Sex You Up – Color Me Badd
Motownphilly – Boyz II Men
Do The Bartman – The Simpsons
I Got The Feeling – Today
Back to Life (However Do You Want Me) – Soul II Soul
On Our Own (Extended Club Version) – Bobby Brown
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This was a special “New Jack New Year’s” edition of The Five Count! During the show we discussed how the last 20 years all seem like the same decade, reminisced about our favorite music-compilation commercials growing up, and played all the hottest new jack jams. Never trust a big butt and a smile!

Show #801

Tippi Toes – Primus
A Five Count Christmas – The Five Count House Band
Hang Your Balls On The Christmas Tree – Kay Martin & Her Body Guards
¿Dónde Está Santa Claus? (Where Is Santa Claus?) – Augie Rios
Christmas Rappin’ – Dizzy Heights
I Don't Intend To Spend Christmas Without You – Margo Guryan
Blue Xmas (To Whom It May Concern) – Bob Dorough & The Miles Davis Sextet
Merry Christmas – Gordon Thomas
Silent Night – Ween
Deck The Halls – Rob Halford With Family & Friends
Santa Got Stuck In The Chimney (Upside Down) – The Rusch Sisters
I Sure Hope I Don't Have To Beat Your Ass This Christmas – Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Close Your Mouth (It's Christmas) – The Free Design
Santa Claus, Santa Claus – James Brown
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This was another beloved “A Five Count Christmas” edition of The Five Count. During the show we exchanged Christmas gifts, discussed which late-season cast additions ruined our favorite TV shows, argued over the best way to eat celery, and heard Christmas stories from Pac-Man and Ton’s yuletide BFF, Douglas Fir. As always, we spread copious amounts of cheer and goodwill toward men!