Show #805

Tippi Toes – Primus
Chewy, Chewy – Ohio Express
Quema – Sotomayor
Send Me the Pillow You Dream On – Hank Locklin
Kiss Kiss Kiss – Yoko Ono
Satan’s Fall – Mercyful Fate
Rocky Mountain High – “The Singing Cowgirl” Lisa Murphy
The Honeymoon Is Over – Arthur Smith And His Crackerjacks
Sun City – Artists United Against Apartheid
Did You Ever See A Dream Walking? – Bing Crosby
Get Off – MIBLU
I’m My Own Grandpa – Tom Arnold
Signal – Automatic
Ooh Poo Pah Doo - Part 1 – Jessie Hill
Shake The Baby Silent – Lordi
Peepin’ Through The Keyhole – Cliffie Stone
Over Like A Fat Rat – Fonda Rae
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

During this edition of The Five Count we called-out a kiosk at the River Hills Mall for selling bootleg Nintendos, Ton told the story of how he had his heart broken by a woman who grew her own loofah, Dustin explained how the film The Human Tornado was based on his life, and we spoke to “The Singing Cowgirl” Lisa Murphy about her new album My Tribute to John Denver. Get your copy today!

Show #804

Tippi Toes – Primus
Bastille Day (Live) – Rush
Anthem (Live) – Rush
Fly By Night/In the Mood (Live) – Rush
Something For Nothing (Live) – Rush
Lakeside Park (Live) – Rush
2112 (I. Overture, II. The Temples Of Syrinx, III. Presentation, IV. Soliloquy, V. Grand Finale) (Live) – Rush
By-Tor And The Snow Dog (Live) – Rush
In The End (Live) – Rush
Working Man/Finding My Way (Live) – Rush
What You’re Doing (Live) – Rush
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes, James Mackey & Juston Cline

During this episode of The Five Count we argued over which sandwich condiments are the best, spoke with local publisher James Mackey about CRAP magazine, and paid tribute to drummer Neil Peart. We played Rush’s All the World’s a Stage album in its entirety!

Show #803

Tippi Toes – Primus
Get Down Tonight – KC And The Sunshine Band
Shake Your Booty (Shake, Shake, Shake) – KC And The Sunshine Band
Give It Up – KC And The Sunshine Band
Do You Wanna Go Party – KC And The Sunshine Band
I’m Your Boogie Man – KC And The Sunshine Band
Do It Good – KC And The Sunshine Band
Boogie Shoes – KC And The Sunshine Band
That’s The Way I Like It – KC And The Sunshine Band
Keep It Comin’ Love – KC And The Sunshine Band
This Dust That Makes Mud – Liars
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This installment of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with Harry Wayne Casey. Harry is best known as the frontman for KC and the Sunshine Band. Known for hits like That's the Way (I Like It), (Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty, I'm Your Boogie Man and Get Down Tonight, KC and the Sunshine Band has sold millions of albums over a career spanning nearly 50 years. During the show he discussed the influence his music has had on popular culture, the “death” of disco in the late ‘70s, and the upcoming Ultimate Disco Cruise. Get down tonight!

During the rest of the show we discussed the difficulties of adjusting to the new decade, Dustin explained the best ways to shoplift, and we marveled over the beauty of the 1993 Cadillac Allante. It’s one hell of an automobile!

Show #802

Tippi Toes – Primus
New Jack Swing (12” Version) – Wrecks-N-Effect
Groove Me – Guy
Nasty – Janet Jackson
Around The Way Girl – LL Cool J
Feels Good – Tony! Toni! Toné!
Poison – Bell Biv DeVoe
I Want Her – Keith Sweat
What About Your Friends – TLC
Remember The Time – Michael Jackson
I Wanna Sex You Up – Color Me Badd
Motownphilly – Boyz II Men
Do The Bartman – The Simpsons
I Got The Feeling – Today
Back to Life (However Do You Want Me) – Soul II Soul
On Our Own (Extended Club Version) – Bobby Brown
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This was a special “New Jack New Year’s” edition of The Five Count! During the show we discussed how the last 20 years all seem like the same decade, reminisced about our favorite music-compilation commercials growing up, and played all the hottest new jack jams. Never trust a big butt and a smile!

Show #801

Tippi Toes – Primus
A Five Count Christmas – The Five Count House Band
Hang Your Balls On The Christmas Tree – Kay Martin & Her Body Guards
¿Dónde Está Santa Claus? (Where Is Santa Claus?) – Augie Rios
Christmas Rappin’ – Dizzy Heights
I Don't Intend To Spend Christmas Without You – Margo Guryan
Blue Xmas (To Whom It May Concern) – Bob Dorough & The Miles Davis Sextet
Merry Christmas – Gordon Thomas
Silent Night – Ween
Deck The Halls – Rob Halford With Family & Friends
Santa Got Stuck In The Chimney (Upside Down) – The Rusch Sisters
I Sure Hope I Don't Have To Beat Your Ass This Christmas – Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Close Your Mouth (It's Christmas) – The Free Design
Santa Claus, Santa Claus – James Brown
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This was another beloved “A Five Count Christmas” edition of The Five Count. During the show we exchanged Christmas gifts, discussed which late-season cast additions ruined our favorite TV shows, argued over the best way to eat celery, and heard Christmas stories from Pac-Man and Ton’s yuletide BFF, Douglas Fir. As always, we spread copious amounts of cheer and goodwill toward men!

Show #800

Tippi Toes – Primus
Sex Over The Phone (New Recorded Club Version) – The Village People
Phone Call – Tammy Wynette
Kissin' On The Phone – Paul Anka
Phone – Buzzcocks
Phone –  Lizzo
Tiger Phone Card – Dengue Fever
Obscene Phone Caller - Rockwell
How Come U Don't Call Me Anymore – Prince
Call Me – Go West
Call Me (Come on Home) – Al Green
Call Me – Blondie
Call Me – Skyy
Beechwood 4-5789 – The Marvelettes
Lonesome 7-7203 – Hawkshaw Hawkins
6060-842 – The B-52’s
5.7.0.5. – City Boy
634-5789 (Soulsville, U.S.A.) – Wilson Pickett
777-9311 – The Time
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This was the 800th episode of The Five Count! During the show we played our favorite phone-related tunes, Ton shared stories of his various over-the-phone romances, Dustin shared stories of his over-the-phone rivalry with singer Rockwell, and we explained why we would never replace Ton as co-host of The Five Count unless it was with a gay cosmonaut. The show was broadcast live from a busy call center!

Show #799

Tippi Toes – Primus
Purple Music – Prince
Big One Prelude – Alan Tew
The Big One – Alan Tew
Ring My Bell – Anita Ward
Can't Nobody Love Me Like You Do – Anita Ward
Don’t Drop My Love – Anita Ward
With A Little Help My Friends – Joe Cocker
No More Rhyme – Debbie Gibson
Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer – Dolly Parton
Camp Cucamonga – Jaleel White
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This episode of The Five Count featured two exclusive interviews with two entertainment veterans. First we were joined by singer Anita Ward. Anita is best known for hits like Ring My Bell and Can't Nobody Love Me Like You Do. She was also nomination for Best Female R&B Vocal Performance at the 1980 Grammy Awards. During the show she discussed the success of Ring My Bell, the possibility of recording new music, and her upcoming appearance on The Ultimate Disco Cruise. It sets sail in 2020!

Next we were joined by actress Danica McKellar. Danica is best known for her role as “Winnie Cooper” on the TV show The Wonder Years. She’s also appeared on TV shows like How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, The West Wing, and has published several books about math. During the show she discussed how she started writing math books, her memories of making the film Camp Cucamonga, and working with Dolly Parton on her new film Christmas At Dollywood. Check it out on The Hallmark Channel!

During the rest of the show we discussed the new Prince box set, the changes to the cheese chilitos at Zanz over the years, which holidays Ernest P. Worrell needs to save, and Ton’s numerous appearances on The People’s Court. He once got into a fight with Rusty the Bailiff!

Show #798

Tippi Toes – Primus
Machine Gun – The Commodores
Sail On – The Commodores
Flying High – The Commodores
Zoo (The Human Zoo) – The Commodores
Oh No – The Commodores
Three Times A Lady – The Commodores
Brick House – The Commodores
Old-Fashioned Love – The Commodores
Sweet Love – The Commodores
Too Hot Ta Trot – The Commodores
Just To Be Close To You – The Commodores
Nightshift – The Commodores
Lady (You Bring Me Up) – The Commodores
Wonderland – The Commodores
Animal Instinct – The Commodores
Still – The Commodores
Easy – The Commodores
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

This installment of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with musician William King. William is best known as a founder and member of the group The Commodores. Known for hits like Easy, Brick House, and Nightshift, The Commodores have sold more than 75 million albums worldwide and are members of the Vocal Group Hall of Fame. During the show he discussed the longevity of the group, whether or not he thinks a reunion with Lionel Richie will ever happen, and The Commodores’ upcoming appearance on The Ultimate Disco Cruise! Book your cabins today!

During the rest of the show we discussed the benefits of being a huge Godsmack fan, explained why Die Hard is definitely a Christmas movie, and argued over which team is best for Tecmo Super Bowl. Ton asserted his dominance by aggressively doing the Icky Shuffle!

Show #797

Tippi Toes – Primus
Mister Ed Theme – Mike Stewart & The Stable Hands
Straight From The Horse’s Mouth – Mike Stewart & The Stable Hands
Birds Of A Feather – Mike Stewart & The Stable Hands
“How” Song – Mike Stewart & The Stable Hands
There’s A Million Kinds Of Animals – Mike Stewart & The Stable Hands
There’s A Hat For Every Occasion – Mike Stewart & The Stable Hands
The Historic Force, The Horse – Mike Stewart & The Stable Hands
It Takes Five Senses – Mike Stewart & The Stable Hands
Sounds Like A Sound – Mike Stewart & The Stable Hands
Why? – Mike Stewart & The Stable Hands
The Sea – Mike Stewart & The Stable Hands
The Weather Song – Mike Stewart & The Stable Hands
Out In Outer Space – Mike Stewart & The Stable Hands
Eat Me Alive – Judas Priest
Pass The Biscuits Please – Andre Williams
Waffle King – “Weird Al” Yankovic
I Like Food – Descedents
Rice, Red Beans And Turnip Greens – Little Richard
At The Hot Dog Stand – The Castle-Tones & Jimmy Johnson’s Band
Sushi Bar – Shonen Knife
Pork Roll Egg And Cheese
Stop Overeating – Reveen
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

During this installment of The Five Count we discussed bathing with Robocop, heard from a woman from Russia who wants to be romantically-involved with Ton, reminisced about our favorite slot car tracks, learned valuable lessons from Mr. Ed, and hypnotized the listeners into curbing their appetites. Happy Thanksgiving!

Show #796

Tippi Toes – Primus
Ne Ne Boy – Sid Ozalid & Jimmy Jazz
Smash My Head – CocoRosie
Baby – Justin Bieber & Ludacris
Pentagram – Lion’s Share
Ceiling Fan – Haleek Maul
Hard Ticket To Hawaii – Jay Molina
Stonehenge – Spinal Tap
Wrestle – Rockin’ USA – “Big John” Burns
Wrestling Boot Traveling Band – Hulk Hogan And The Wrestling Boot Band
Boo On Me – Larry Zbyszko
Hegstrand’s A Killer – Mark Stary
Wrestle-Rock Rumble – AWA Wrestlers
Who Me? – Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

During this episode of The Five Count we discussed the recently-launched Disney+, argued over who was the bigger AC/DC fan, Ton explained the dos and don’ts of cranberry sauce, and we spoke with Midwest All-Star Wrestling’s Stonehenge. See his return to Mankato on Nov. 23 at MAW’s “Ballroom Brawl” at the Kato Ballroom!