Tippi Toes - Primus
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - Burl Ives
Christmas Christmas - Mojo Nixon
Jesus Christ - Big Star
All I Want For Christmas - Shonen Knife
Deck The Halls - Red Hot Chili Peppers
I Saw Three Ships - Nat King Cole
Christmas At The Zoo - The Flaming Lips
Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairies - The Vandals
Silent Night - Ween
Christmas In Hollis - Run-D.M.C.
Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight) - The Ramones
Mele Kalikimaka - Bing Crosby & The Andrews Sisters
O Holy Night - Eric Cartman
Merry Christmas - Wesley Willis
The Twelve Days Of Christmas - Bob & Doug McKenzie
Christmas Conga - Cyndi Lauper
Who Me? - Buckethead
Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline
This was the second annual edition of "A Five Count Christmas." During it we discussed the dangers of staying up too late on Christmas Eve and running into Santa Claus, and Ton tried to set up an appointment to fill Dustin's mother with Christmas cheer. Hopefully everyone fell asleep in church Christmas Day because they stayed up to listen to it.
...Next week will be the second annual "Top 10 Albums" show. Tune in to hear a bunch of pretentious jerks talk about music.