November 28th, 2015

Show #589

Tippi Toes - Primus
Bag Of Fat – Ween
Short Fat Fanny – Little Richard
Fat – Ray Stevens
She’s Too Fat Polka – Frankie Yankovic & His Yanks
Fat – Violent Femmes
Fat Boys – The Fat Boys
Ms. Fat Booty – Mos Def
Fat – “Weird Al” Yankovic
Fat – Lindemann
Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman) – Joe Tex
Reduce Through Listening – Edwin L. Baron
Who Me? - Buckethead

Featuring: Dustin Wilmes & Juston Cline

During this fattening episode of The Five Count we used public-shaming and hypnosis to help the listeners shed those Thanksgiving pounds, discussed our favorite fictional bands from movies and TV shows, tried to figure out why those Beethoven dogs have barrels of booze strapped to them, and explained how to prepare a turdunken (turkey stuffed with Dunkaroos.) We hope it left you red-faced and sweaty!

...YouTube gaming celebrity Pat "The NES Punk" Contri joins us next Saturday!